Sunday, August 28, 2005

News Opinion Roundup 

Just wanted to comment on some recent news articles I've seen while perusing the news sites:

1. Steroids - If you are a professional athlete and you do not want to test positive for steroids, here's a helpful hint: Don't take health supplements. Did you make it? no. Do you know exactly what's in it? no. Can you be a good athlete without drugs? it's been done for a very long time before you came along buddy.

2. Cindy Sheehan - I respect that you are grieving for your son, but I have to ask two questions. Why did you not say all these things when Bush did meet with you? Where was your anti-war protest before your son died. This demonstrates all that is wrong with Americans today. I don't care until it affects me...mememememe. Let's all of us take a minute out of our busy lives and just think about somebody else. It does wonders for the soul.

3. Famous evangelists calling for the U.S. to assassinate other world leaders. Now that you've backpedaled and said you were taken out of context, just think about the New Testament. Would Jesus assassinate somebody?

4. Japan/China relations - There is increasing anti-Japan sentiment in China. Restaurants refusing to serve Japanese customers unless they apologize for atrocities commited in WWII, complaints about Japanese textbooks downplaying these atrocities. Yeah, China probably got it pretty bad, but you know what? Hiroshima and Nagasaki weren't in China so they can shut the hell up already. Before you start throwing stones at Japan for what they did 60 years ago, how about let's talk about your human rights policies.

5. Britney Spears talk of retirement once baby is born - Please please please, if only you'd thought of it sooner.

6. Evolution/Intelligent Design debate in Kansas - This debate has taken a strange and interesting turn, and I like it. For details and my opinion on the whole thing, you dear reader have a homework assignment. Open your favorite search engine and put in: Flying Spaghetti Monster. Trust me on this one.

Britney CAN'T retire! I love her!!
Britney still lives, and now she has spawned. YAY!!!
You know, the longer you take to update your blog, the more opportunities I get to tout the AMAZING LIFE OF BRITNEY SPEARS!!

Britney is now suing because some skank magazine says she made a sex tape?!!

OMG, no, not my Britney!
Britney wants another child!

YAY!!! Life is good.
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Wow, you've been blog-spammed.

I bet Britney doesn't get blog-spammed.
Wow, you got spammed again.

Britney made the worst dressed list. I think Mr Blackwell was confused. He probably meant Christina Ikky-lara.

Britney was preggers Mr. Blackwell, you dork, she can't posibly be worst dressed during that time.
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